Take your relationship and shove it

My friend chewed me out for calling her at 9:56 one night. Like, not even 10 yet, right? Apparently, in their household, they go to bed early. Well, sweetheart, before you and him moved in together -- you know, in the heady glory days before you systematically alienated all your friends by being so unavailable, so distracted, and and so wrapped up in your relationship... the days before you started the near-constant complaining about how few close friends you have now compared to before... remember those? Yeah, me neither-- you never went to bed before midnight, so screw you too.